how to drink milk
is this the right gif
NO IT’S NOT
(via theangelstakethedoctor)
what do you call a woman with an opinion
wrong
What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes
Single
(via theangelstakethedoctor)
do you ever just watch the first episode of your favorite show again and look at how plain and simple everyone is before character development sets in and terrible shit starts happening to everyone
(via theangelstakethedoctor)
my mum told me to take photos in front of the christmas tree with my little brother
merry christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Source: renloras, via lookatalltheleavesinthefall)
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via sarcasticallyfabulous)
”Our fate lives in us. You only have to be brave enough to see it.”
(Source: aryastarks, via broomstix)
(Source: vogelbird, via bonnieandclydes)
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
(via inbox)
If you compliment I’ll probably think you’re making fun of me so please don’t.
(via yourfamousnightmare)
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
(via youregold)
(via knightsofchlamydia)
a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.
I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.
(via liamdryden)
randomsandfandoms asked: TAG, you’re it! The rules are to state ten random facts about yourself. Then send this to the fifteen nicest people on tumblr.
OH HEY! Sorry, been a crazy week.
1.) I almost always have a deck of cards on my person.
2.) I have a large fondness for things that glow in the dark.
3.) My sneezes are incredibly highpitched.
4.) I enjoy doing dishes.
5.) Bears are scary as all hell, and no one can convince me otherwise. The only bears that don’t scare me are animated and in Brave. That movie is wonderful.
6.) I laugh at my own jokes more than I should.
7.) I really, really like whales.
8.) I know the entire “Hoedown throwdown”
9.) I play euphonium and bass trombone
10.) Me and my sister are going to Leakycon in portland in just over a month!
