Only a little bit mad.

May 22

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via theandreaharrison)

May 21

i-choose-fit:

runningonmyown:

raisedbyiron:

Oh my fucking god. I am CRYING. Oh hahahahahahahahhahaha.

holy fuck i did not expect that

Hahaha perfect.

(Source: sassy-and-fit, via saveabroomrideawizard)

• me on every birthday: maybe today is the day when i find out i'm actually some sort of mythological creature.

spenceralthouse:

I swear I wasn’t this gay before I had a tumblr.

(via timelordangel)

mintsmintsmints:

captorihardlyknowher:

count-vulvula:

thedivingboard:

russia coming 15 minutes late to the 1917 revolution holding a tsarbucks

15 minutes late they clearly weren’t

russian

looks like they were

stalin

you guys are putin way too much time into this

(Source: democracykills, via becausebritishisbetter)

egobus:

Brave is a very emotional movie for Clint  

(via theandreaharrison)

[video]

seeking-a-friend:

the best part about having a boyfriend is being able to walk up to someone and be like “make out with me” and they’re just like “sure”

(via anniephantom)

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

(via piglii)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via iamtonysexual)

[video]

Spock and Kirk's relationship in a nutshell

• Spock: don't do the thing
• Kirk: I'M GOING TO DO THE THING

attilee:

pretty much.

(Source: askthosesillystickmen, via saveabroomrideawizard)

eredar:

naughty flirting with my boyfriend

(via iamtonysexual)